STUPID CRIMINAL: Michigan Man Wearing Thong-Mask Gets in Fight

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STUPID CRIMINAL:

There’s a warrant out for him now on assault charges. And unfortunately, there aren’t any pictures of him in his thong mask

Thong underwear isn’t made to cover things up . . . so I’m not exactly sure why this guy thought it’d be effective for THIS.

 

A 47-year-old guy in Battle Creek, Michigan decided to use a THONG to make himself a face mask on Monday night.

 

Well, a 57-year-old friend of his saw him and made fun of the mask.

 

So, the guy HIT his friend in the head and kicked him in the ribs.

 

There’s a warrant out for him now on assault charges. And unfortunately, there aren’t any pictures of him in his thong mask.

 

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While they qualify as a stupid criminal, surely their loved ones would still want them on the right side of a jail cell.

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