STUPID CRIMINAL: No Porn in the Easter Eggs!

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STUPID CRIMINAL:

Some people out there must’ve thought the Easter Bunny went STRAIGHT DEVIANT during the quarantine.

Several people in Flagler County, Florida recently called the cops because they found plastic Easter eggs in their mailboxes, and inside those eggs they found . . . PORN. And also, Goldfish crackers. But mostly porn.

The cops wound up catching the person behind it on Wednesday . . . she’s a 42-year-old woman named Abril Cestoni.

And when they asked her why she was doing it, she said she wanted to, quote, “educate people on the need for churches and pastors to give money to the less fortunate.”

I’m not sure how A plus B equals C in that equation, but whatever.

All in all, Abril delivered 400 porn-filled eggs before the cops caught her. She’s been charged with 11 counts of distributing obscene material, and for violating Florida’s stay-at-10分11选5计划 order.

 

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While they qualify as a stupid criminal, surely their loved ones would still want them on the right side of a jail cell.

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